This article was originally published at Lizanest.com.

Some celebrities treat baby naming like their own personal Olympic sport, and honestly, we’re just here for the spectacle. While most parents flip through baby books, Hollywood seems to flip through astrology charts, gemstone catalogs, and maybe a few mythological scrolls. The results? A generation of kids with names that sound like weather systems, luxury fragrances, or Greek demigods. Whether these names are meaningful, mystical, or just magnificently weird, they prove one thing: when it comes to creativity, celebrity parents never dial it down—they always dial it up.
